Who Dons the Beard Best?

And God said, “Thou shalt not touch my beard!”

“I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai.”

-Orson Welles

“If it tickles thighs, it flies!” ― THIGHBRUSH

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don’t mind going through a little bush to get there!

-Minnie Pearl

"Un bacio...un bacio ancora...Ah...un altro bacio!"

“Not for a moment, beautiful-aged Walt Whitman, have I failed to see your beard full of butterflies.”

-Federico Garcia Lorca

“Nice beard. The flannel’s a good touch. Very authentic. What do they call those guys, lumbersexuals?" "Men, they’re called men.” ― Tiffany Reisz, Her Halloween Treat

“There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your self (and growing a magnificent beard)”

-Ernest Hemingway

There was an Old Man with a beard,

Whose mind was one to be feared.

His wit was so quick,

It gave us a kick,

We all stand up now and cheer!

CPW

"Let no man in the world live in delusion. Without a beard none can cross over to the other shore."

Who Dons the Beard Best?

CPW